Kid Foubles Conference Edition

Goober is throwing a paper airplane around the kitchen. He accidentally throws it into the back of Grandpa S's Head...

Me: Well, that plane wasn't piloted by Uchtdorf...

Btw Elder Uchtdorf is a member of the LDS Quorum of the Twelve who previously was a pilot and talks about his experiences often.

Goober: No, a dork isn't driving it!

Grandpa S (teasingly): But a dork threw it! :)

Santa's Helper

Every year Grandpa S ends up pretending to be Santa. Really, it's awesome! Can you imagine how freaked out EB would be if this person WEREN'T His Grandpa!?!?! As it is, he looks a bit... unsure.
Basically, Grandpa is Santa's helper. He helps because Santa is busy getting the toys and stuff together for the Big Night. So Grandpa listens to what the kids want and then makes sure Santa knows!
The kids know to pretend that Grandpa is Santa when he is pretending too. It's all part of the fun of Christmas!