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~April

Showing posts with label Sense of Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sense of Humor. Show all posts

Friday, April 23, 2010

Butt-Prints

(I found this on another blog and had to steal it. Too funny, and yet, so true!)

Butt-prints In The Sand
One night I had a wondrous dream.
One set of footprints there was seen.
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.
And then the strangest print appeared.
I asked the Lord,” What have we here?”
This print is large and round and neat.
“But Lord, it’s much too big for feet.”

“My child,” He said in somber tones,
“For miles I carried you alone.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and gained no strength.”
“You laid quite still. You would not grow,
This walk is not for me, you know.
So I got tired. I got fed up.
And there I dropped you on your butt.”
“Because in life, there comes a time,
When one must walk, and one must climb,
and one must rise and take a stand;
Or leave his butt-prints in the sand.”

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Brownie Points for Hubby

So yesterday Missy asked me to draw a picture of our family on the tile that I use as a whiteboard on our fridge.

I, of course, drew stick figures.

This morning after both Jer and Goober had left for the day I found this...

Apparently Jer found the need to expound on my stick figures. :)

(Rhino the Hamster voice and all... hehe)

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Grandpa's Funky Sense of Humor

So today my grandpa was visiting my mom. So I took a trip up there to say hi, since I haven't seen him in a long time. Probably since my step grandma passed away.

He is now living with his sister and her son and a little while ago he needed a new car. He was trying to get a VW bug that was diesel. Unfortunately those are hard to come by... so he decided to buy a Hundai. But being kind of quirky and having extra time he decided to take his "piece of shit" car (sorry his words) and turn it into a beamer. LOL He even went to the effort to get a license plate holder that was from a BMW dealership.

When asked why he would do that he responded "about 50% of people won't know the difference and the other 50% will think it's humorous."
That's my grandpa... the guy who responds the LDS bishop when asked what religion grandpa is "Buddist" or maybe it's "Muslim" now.... just for the reaction.