Ahhh the Joys of Children...

Jer: "Missy, why didn't you ask me to do up your buttons?"

Missy: "Cause I don't want them done up."

Me to Jer: "Meh, she always has them undone when she gets up in the morning anyways."

Jer to Missy:"We don't want to see your chest."

Missy:"Yes we do!"

Jer to Me:"When she comes home one day with Marti Gras beads... I'm blaming you."

Any G

Tonight as Missy is running back and forth across the room as fast as she can...

Jer: "Missy, did you not get enough energy out today?"

Missy: "I don't have any G... just at school"